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Re: <nettime> 0f0003, The Original LOLcat
B1FF on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:51:21 +0200 (CEST)


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Re: <nettime> 0f0003, The Original LOLcat


> Instead of the leter E
> I threw down a damn 3
> those fools at "I can has cheezburger"
> got nothin' on me
> You give me an O, I make it a zero

ANT10RP N3V3R WR0T3 L33T5P34K FRIST!!! IS LIE!!!

BIFF DID WAY B4 ANT10RP EV-N SEEN COMPUTER. B1FF WUZ ON BBZ 4 L33T  
VIC-20 H4CK3RZ OF F1D0N3T IN EIGHTIEZ. K1BO C0PIED!

B1FF R00LZ! ANT10RP IZ T0TAL N00B!!!!!!

> The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question  
> was:
>
> > Oh great oracle,
> >
> > what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
> > the end of his questions?
> > --
> > --
> And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
>
> } WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN?  SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> }
> } LATER MAN.
> }
> } BIFF.
> }
> } --
> }     BBBBBBBBBBBBB          IIIIIIIII             
> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
> }     BBBBBBBBBBBBBB         IIIIIIIII            
> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
> }      BBB        BBB           III             FFF         FFF
> }       BBB        BBB          III            FFF         FFF
> }        BBB        BBB         III           FFF         FFF
> }         BBBBBBBBBBBBB         III          FFFFFFFFF   FFFFFFFFF
> }          BBBBBBBBBBBBBB       III         FFFFFFFFF   FFFFFFFFF
> }           BBB        BBB      III        FFF         FFF
> }            BBB        BBB     III       FFF         FFF
> }             BBB        BBB    III      FFF         FFF
> }              BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII  FFF         FFF
> } BIFF {AT} BIT.NET  BBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF         FFF  BIFF {AT} PSUVM.PSU.EDU
> } BIFF {AT} BIFFVM.BIT.NET                                 BIFF+ {AT} ANDREW.CMU.EDU
> }   B1FF {AT} AOL.COM  B1FF {AT} DELPHI.COM  B1FF {AT} PRODIGY.COM  B1FF {AT} COMU 
> $ERVE.COM
> }          B1FF {AT} NETCOM.COM  B1FF {AT} WORLD.STD.COM  B1FF {AT} MCS.COM
> }            B1FF {AT} B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1FF {AT} WELL.SF.CA.US
> }              B1FF {AT} ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF {AT} CYBER.SELL.COM
> }                             BIFF {AT} MSN.COM
> }
> }   MY SIG         /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\          WAITING
> }  CAN BEAT        ! {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT} NUKULAR {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT} !                 4
> }   UP YOUR       -------------------------            ARMAGEDIN
> }    SIG           ! {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT} BIFF {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT}  {AT} !          IT"LL B
> }    !!!           \--------!   !--------/            AWESOME!!!!
> }                           !   !
> }                         ---------         THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL  
> BIFF
> }      /\\\                 !   !               HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
> }       |||                /     \
> }       /-\
> }  /----/- 
> \------------------------------------------------------------\
> } | BIFF| {AT} |AOL.DELPHI.PRODIGY.COMPU$ERVE.NETCOM.WORLD.MSN.B1FF.EDU  
> DUDE!>
> }  \---- 
> \-/------------------------------------------------------------/
> }       \-/
> }       |-|     BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
> }      \///          HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
> }
> }   __________      __________       ___________      
> ___________        __
> }  /         / 
> \    /         /|     /          /|   /          /|      / /
> } /         /   
> \  /         //     /          //   /          //      / /|
> } **********   /  **********/      ***********/     
> ***********/       ** |
> } **  |____** /       **           **  |______     **  | 
> ______        ** |
> } ** /      **        **           **  /     /|     
> **  /     /|       ** |
> } **/      **/ \      **           ** /     //      
> ** /     //        ** |
> } **********/  /      **           *********/       
> *********/         ** /
> } **  |____** //    __**______     **  |           **   
> |              **/
> } ** /      **/    /  **     /|    **  |           **   
> |              / /|
> } **/      **/    /   **    //     ** /             
> ** /               ** /
> } **********/     **********/      **/              
> **/                **/
> }
> } BIFF {AT} BIT.NET BIFF {AT} PSUVM.PSU.EDU BIFF {AT} BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+ {AT} ANDREW.CMU.EDU
> }   B1FF {AT} AOL.COM  B1FF {AT} DELPHI.COM  B1FF {AT} PRODIGY.COM  B1FF {AT} COMU 
> $ERVE.COM
> }          B1FF {AT} NETCOM.COM  B1FF {AT} WORLD.STD.COM  B1FF {AT} MCS.COM
> }            B1FF {AT} B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1FF {AT} WELL.SF.CA.US
> }              B1FF {AT} ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF {AT} CYBER.SELL.COM
> }                           BIFF {AT} MSN.COM
> }
> }                     K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
> }      _______ _______*_______ _______   _______  _______   _______  
> __  __
> }  +. /____  //______//______//______/  /______/ /____  /  /______// 
> _/ /_/
> } `  _____/ /   __    _____ . _____   ,   __    _____/ /  ______  ____
> } , / ___ _/.  / / . / ___/ '/ ___/  +.  / /   / _  __/  /  ___/ /   /
> }  / /__/ | __/ /__ / / . , / /   ,  .  / /   / / \ \   /  /___ / /\ \
> } /______/ /______//_/ * + /_/   *, ` ,/_/   /_/   \_\ /______//_/   
> \_\
> }
> }              FEETUR1NG THE GRATE B1FF1NSK1 AS C4PTA1N B1FF!!!!!!
> }
> }                    B1FF 4RUOND TH4 W3RLD!!!!!
> }                                   .
> }                               _--_|\
> }                     P3RTH--> /      \<--SIND3Y
> }                              \_.--._/
> }                                    v<---B1FFSM4NIA!!!!!!!
> }
> }                ___                          (_)
> }              _/XXX\
> }             /XXXXXX\_ <-- MT. B1FF1NGT0N                 __
> } __    __   /X XXXX XX\     MT. K1BO (SHORT3R    _       /XX 
> \__      ___
> }   \__/  \_/__       \ \    TH4N B1FF'Z) ----> _/X\__   /XX XXX 
> \____/XXX\
> } \  ___   \/  \_      \ \               __   _/      \_/  _/  -    
> __  -
> } __/   \__/   \ \__     \\__           /  \_//  _ _ \  \     __  /   
> \____
> }  __    \  /     \ \_   _//_\___     _/    //           \___/   
> \/     __/
> } /_______\________\__\_/________\_ _/_____/_____________/_______ 
> \____/___
> }                                    /|\
> }                                   / | \       _____ ____
> }                                  /  |  \      \    V   /
> }     THE RO4D T0 B1FFN3SS!!!!    /   |   \      | R00T  |
> }                                /    |    \     |  666  |      
> +---------+
> }     ALL MUST TR4V3L 1T        /     |     \    \___ ___/     |  
> B1FF    |
> }                              /      |      \       V         |  
> R00LZ!! |
> }     SUMD4Y!!!!!!!!          /       |       \      |       o  
> +---------+
> }                            /        |        \     |      o
> }                           /         |         \    |   | 
> \__/|  .~    ~.
> }                          /          |          \   |   / 
> o=o'`./      .'
> }                         /           |              |  {o__,   \    {
> }                        /             
> |                   / .  . )    \
> }                       /             |                   `-` '-'  
> \    }
> }                                     |                  . 
> (   _(   )_.'
> }                                     |                 '---.~_ _ _|
>


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