Bruce Sterling on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:13:29 +0200 (CEST) |
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*Far be it from me to pitch science fiction to Nettime, but, well, this is clearly a brand-new work of science fiction entirely centered around the notion of tactical media. Really. No kidding. And it's from Texas. bruces http://www.revolutionsf.com/article.html?id=3D3157 "Welcome Back Qatar" by Chris Nakashima-Brown. My cue came as I looked out the window at the smoking ruins of Riyadh's southeastern quarter. "What this town really needs," said the Vice President, "is a Hooters." Prince Salman scratched his scalp through his kuffiyeh headgear. The Minister of Culture's briefing papers neglected to mention the Veep's tenure on the Board of a global restaurant franchise during the interregnum. "Maybe even a couple of them," added the Vice President. "What is . . ." "Family-style restaurant," interrupted the Vice President. "Sports TV, chicken wings, cute waitresses. Hard to explain if you haven't seen one. They have one in Cater." "Qatar," corrected a pinstriped aide. "Like the TV show." "Whatever. Didn't used to be. But they have a very nice new Hooters. Even imported the waitresses. Mostly from the flagship in Boca, I hear." In the plaza outside, a pair of UN armored personnel carriers worked their way through the rubble, prowling for stray mujahideen. I saw phantoms of its reinvention: Planet Hollywood, Hard Rock Cafe, Warner Brothers Studio Store, mega-Starbucks. Anchors for a sprawling retail complex staffed by a legion of thonged Method dropouts. The Mall-al- Khali. The Vice President fidgeted in his wool suit (...) (((etc etc etc)))= # distributed via <nettime>: no commercial use without permission # <nettime> is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, # collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets # more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body # archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net