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     \\ 242.prolegomena
     \\ pop.tartz - yum yum 
     \\ pSS.XYy.TAMPon - PRESS RELEASE

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Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:14:15 +0200 (CEST)
From: integer@www.god-emil.dk
Subject: \\ 242.prolegomena

[c]ccp - m9ndfukc.maCht.fre!

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Chptr 11:

You are about to enter the world of Baba Cloanta / Baba Yaga, the world
where democracy ends and reality begins, the looking glass world where
she reigns in all her terrifying glory as the guardian of the initiatory
mysteries of the Underworld, the ancient Earth Mother, triple Goddess,
Mistress of the Forest and Animals.

Baba Yaga's hut is the place where transmutation occurs; it is the dark
heart of the Underworld, where from the bones of the ignorant, she brews
new life.  The center of her hut is the pech / stove connected to the
outside world through a snake [stovepipe].  All who come to her house
are fed from it or are sacrificed to it. 

At the exit/entry the birch tree placard reads: `NO EXPECTATIONS!!`
[heed it]      

There you will be met by Baba Cloanta / Baba Yaga, [photo ml] yet she
has been known to shapeshift into myriad of forms.  She will ask you a
simple + simply.complicated question:

`Have you come here of your own free will, or has someone sent you?` 

Baba Cloanta doesn't like binary [yes/no] answers.  After she savors
your response she may lure you into her stove, to be translated into
tasty food for her obscure rituals, or she may assign to you a variety
of tasks [remember, no expectations], or she may spin you into the
labyrinth of life-altering enlightenment. What she does depends entirely
on _you - NO EXCUSES> NO RIGHTS> NO EXPECTATIONS> you must earn this.

Now, she must go. So she jumps on her womb-like grinding mortar, and
paddles away with a giant pestle, carefully concealing all traces of her
trail with a birch broom.

tzk  tzk   tzk   tzk   tzk   tzk   tzk   tzk   tzk 


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Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2005 21:51:23 +0200 (CEST)
From: integer@www.god-emil.dk
Subject: \\ pop.tartz - yum yum 

\\ Curriculum vitae  [cccp 6161

I grew up with Verdi,
With Bach and Titzian,
Visiting Buonarotti
In verses divine.

Anna Karina winks at me coquettish
As Godard ping-pongs my eye balls 
in  pixels shifting vaguely.

Tarkovski is my friend.
He introduced me to Domiziana
who promptly said I dress very nicely.

My shirt and tie are crafted by Versace
My trousers by Armani
Comme des Garcons warms me in winter
as I step on real bugs in Dolce & Gabbana [calfskin boots

My Costume National scarf flutters in the wind 
as I boil [madly] the oil in my red automobiles, 
Ferrari of Modena + Alfa Romeo of Milano.

I get drunk with Bregovic
who recollects some very foamy bubbles
Latinovic appears and jumps on my Ducati
We undulate into the sleep of growth
+ the depth of 01 izvor ...

I hide my confusion in delirious dreams
cooked in HCI CIC VR MR 3G MDF ACL HSI SOL LA LA + RLF

My lover is the unpronounceable
I gently slip within NN 

Now, double click me silly!
and watch me dance.

I AM A REAL BOY!


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Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:42:37 +0200 (CEST)
From: integer@www.god-emil.dk
Subject: \\ pSS.XYy.TAMPon - PRESS RELEASE


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