Re: <nettime> The Shape of Nets to Come - Tues 18 Dec 2001

[richard barbrook <richard@hrc.wmin.ac.uk>]

text messages posted by the audience during the talk:


WELCOME 2 CYBERSALON

NICE HAT RICHARD!

THEY DONT EVEN REALISE WHY WE ARE LAUGHING!

WHERE ARE THE NON-COMMERCIAL GATHERING SPACES OF THE INTERNET NOW?

WHO ARE OUR NEIGHBOURS NOW?

I AM NOT A DIGITAL ARTISAN, I AM A NET SLAVE.  I CREATE NOTHING OF VALUE
OTHER SHARE HOLDER VALUE AND EVEN THAT IS JUST AN ILLUSION

INDUSTRIAL GIBBERISH.

THIS IS FRUSTRATING. WHY IS WHAT RICHARD IS SAYING SO FAR BEHIND THE TEXT
ON THE SCREEN?

MIX DIGITAL MUSIC LIVE WITH VTT- CUBICGARDEN.COM

HOW MUCH USABLE INFRASTRUCTURE DO WE HAVE LEFT FROM THE NASDAQ SPECULATION?

ONE BEER PLEASE.

YOUR AD HERE - ?15 PER THOUSAND

ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THEY RIPPED OFF THAT WINDOWS SCREENSAVER?

INTERESTING, RICHARD IS NOT PART OF OUR 'COMMUNITY'

ART

YOU CAN MIX AND SAMPLE WITH DIGITAL MUSIC ITS ONLY 1S AND 0S NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS

FIVE NEOLGISMS PER MINUTE - CRACKING PACE!

- YOU CANT PLAY FRISBIE WITH DIGITAL MUSIC

WHY ARE WE TEXTING AND NOT TALKING? AND WHY CAN MY PRE EMPTIVE TEXT ABLE TO
SPELL STARBUCKS AND MICROSOFT?

FOR MOST THE NET IS CULTURAL IMPERIALISM
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE SPACING ON THAT SMARTFUSION LOGO?
AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET, STUPID! ;-)
THE NET IS THE DREAM P2P IS THE REALITY
IS THIS WHERE THE PIXEL BITES CAME IN?
PEOPLE DROP THE GUI METAPHOR THE VIRTUAL IS THE REAL
COPYRIGHT CANNOT CONTROL YOU IF THEY DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR ASSETS ARE

GO RICHARD SHOW THEM WHAT'S THE NET MADE FOR

HEY SEXY AT THIS BORING CYBER BULLOCKS THING. FANCY POPPING SOUND 4 FESTIVE
RICH AND UNREAL DEATH MATCH ON MY NEW G4 DUAL?

YOU WITH THE G4 ARE YOU SURE YOU'R NOT CONFUSING THE REAL WITH THE IMAGINARY?

CAREFUL -- THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER

DOES THIS MEAN RICHARD IS THE NET'S AL GORE?

NO RICHARD IS THE NET GOD

IT'S A G3, SILLY

HOW CAN WE SIT HERE AND TALK OPEN ANYTHING WHEN EYE CANDY STILL IS THE
ORDER OF THE DAY. XML ANYONE? DIDN'T THINK SO

THE NET IS THE ANARCHIST FUTURE GOD SAVE THE NET

ANYONE FOR RED PIXEL GLOW?

EVERYTHING IS GREAT!  I LOVE YOU ALL!!

RED PIXELS ARE REAL THE NET IS REAL PEOPLE DON'T EXCHANGE FILES SHARE THEM!

.APIXEL

DR BARBROOK IS A FUCKING GENIUS

THE LAST MESSAGE WAS UNAUTHOURISED

THE NET IS STILL FREE, ENJOY WHILE IT LASTS...

HMMM .... BEER......

XML MADE MY LIFE BETTER

FOR A WHILE

INTERNET 3? INTERNET WITH A VENGENCE !

RIPPED MIXED UP BURNT OUT -NEW MEDIA RECRUITMENT AD FOR APPLE MAC DESIGNERS
2003?

-  BUZBY IS BEHIND IT ALL

WHAT ABOUT CONSUME AND THE OTHER COMMUNITY WIRELESS INTERNET PROJECTS? ARE
THEY THE FUTURE? SHOULD THEY BE?

TODAY'S BROAD BAND IS TOMORROW'S FRUSTRATION

I'M FRIGHTENED OF TEENAGERS

BOLLOCKS PURCHASES WENT DOWN NEAR UNI CAMPUSES

ALL SPECULATION MATE, EVIDENCE PLEASE

IS RICHARD THE NEW BUFFY

XML MADE YOU CORPORATE LIFE BETTER ... DON'T EVER FORGET THAT LITTLE PROGRAMMER

STORE SALES WENT DOWN BUT THEY FORGOT 2 COUNT ONLINE STORE SALES

DOT COM SLAYER

GIVE US BACK THE GIFTS

BUT NOT THE COMMUNISTS

WITH HATS

THERE ARE NO REAL PEOPLE

XML WILL SAVE YOU. CONSUME WILL CONNECT YOU.

E-MAIL ME UPLOAD ME,  BUT DON'T COPYRIGHT ME...

DR BARBROOK IS OUR FAVOURITE ANALOGUE SYSTEM

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