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Hi Frank,
Here is some more Info!

( mit Deutscher Überstzung )

Jetzt endlich auch in Europa!!!

 A recent survey by Nielsen/Netratings says that "The Internet
population is rapidly approaching a 'Half a Billion' People!"    

SO WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN TO YOU?

Let's assume that every person has 'only' one E-mail address. That's 500 million potential customers and growing! In addition,

       "E-mail is without question the most powerful
        method of distributing information on earth"

Well, I think you get the picture. The numbers and potential are just staggering, but it gets even better ...

START YOUR OWN E-MAIL BUSINESS TODAY & ENJOY
THE FOLLOWING BENEFITS:
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1. ALL CUSTOMERS PAY YOU IN CASH
2. YOU WILL SELL A PRODUCT WHICH COSTS NOTHING TO PRODUCE
3. YOUR ONLY MAJOR OVERHEAD IS YOUR TIME
4. YOU HAVE 100s OF MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS
5. YOU GET DETAILED, EASY TO FOLLOW STARTUP INSTRUCTIONS
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AND THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG ...
As you read on you'll discover how a 'Seen on National TV' program is paying out excellent returns, every 4 to 5 months from your home, for a minimal initial startup investment of only $25 US Dollars. ALL THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!

This is the letter you have been hearing a lot about recently. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can make people money.

This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable 
opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time 
I passed on it.  I am so glad I finally joined just to see what 
one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money 
required.  To my astonishment, I received a 6 figure income 
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''.
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.

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Here is another testimonial: ''' this program has been around for 
a long time but I never believed in it.  But one day when I received 
this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it.  I followed 
the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money 
started to come in.  First month I only made a small amount of money,  
but the next 2 months after that I made a total of a good 6 figures.  
So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made 
a lot more and I am playing it again.  The key to success in this 
program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything.''  

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More testimonials later but first:

*****PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE & FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS TO MAKE YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS TRUE! *****

***** Druckt Euch dieses Formular aus und behaltet es für weitere Fragen & befolgt die einfachen Instruktionen und macht Eure Finanziellen Träume wahr****

INSTRUCTIONS:
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**** Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.
Bestellt alle 5 Reporte

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**** For each report, send $5 U.S. CASH, ( WITHIN THE EU 5 € ) THE NAME & NUMBER
OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to
the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.

Sendet für jeden Report 5 Dollar ( in der EU - 5 Euro )in Bar. Den Namen und die Nummer des Reports den ihr bestellen wollt, & eure Emailadresse an den Namen der neben dem Report steht.
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  MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
  TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

Vergesst nicht die Absenderadresse, falls mal etwas daneben geht!

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  **** When you place your order, make sure
       you order each of the 5 reports ****

Immer alle 5 Reporte bestellen!!!!!!

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You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them.

Ihr braucht alle 5 Reporte um sie weiter zu verkaufen!!!!

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YOUR UP-FRONT COST is ONLY $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Denkt daran, alles was ihr investiert sind nur 5x5 $ od. € = 25 Dollar od. Euro

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*********Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who may order from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it at your desk in case something happens to your computer.

In einigen Tagen werded ihr 5 verschiedene Reporte von 5 verschiedenen Leuten erhalten. Speichert sie ab um sie dann wieder zu verkaufen.
Macht eine Sicherungskopie auf Diskette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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**********IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people
who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.

*********WICHTIG: Verändert die Namen nicht, sonst verlieren wir alle!!
Es geht nur wenn ihr den Instruktionen folgt.
Wenn ihr atewas verändert, werded ihr sehen das der Lauf unterbrochen ist, und
nichts geht mehr.Ihr nehmt auch den anderen die Chance Geld zu verdienen.

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Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter,
it will NOT work! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened.

Merkt Euch. das ist getestet und wenn ihr etwas verändert, z.B. Namen eurer
Verwanden oder Freunden auf allen 5 Plätzen eintragt, verdient keiner mehr!!

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So do not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you.  Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

Also bitte ändert nichts auser dem vorgegebenem, und vergesst nicht,

****** EHRLICH WÄHRT AM LÄNGSTEN *************
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1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their money.

Wenn ihr alle 5 Reporte erhalten habt, nehmt diese Schreiben und entfernt
den 5. Namen auf der Liste. Der ist durch, der hat es geschafft, und zählt
gerade sein Geld!!!!!!!
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2. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
Namen und Adresse von REPORT # 4 nach REPORT # 5 verschieben.
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3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
Namen und Adresse von REPORT # 3 nach REPORT # 4 verschieben.
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4. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
Namen und Adresse von REPORT # 2 nach REPORT # 3 verschieben.
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5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.
Namen und Adresse von REPORT # 1 nach REPORT # 2 verschieben.
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6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
Nun DEINEN  Namen & deine Adresse an die erste Stelle zu REPORT # 1 setzten.

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PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! =========================================================
Bitte Namen und Adresse prüfen!!

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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names,
and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.

Nimm diesen Brief und ändere NUR die NAMEN in den Reporten, sonst nichts!!

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To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet,
the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information that includes: How to send bulk e-mails legally, Where to find thousands of free classified ads and much, much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

  METHOD # 1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how
it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.  Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also, many people may send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000.  Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.  That's = 100 people responded and ordered Report #2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.  The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.

Speichere ihn ab, damit du ihn wiederverwenden kannst!!!
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Den folgenden Absatz werde ich nicht übersetzen, Zahlen sprechen für sich!!

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
5 million e-mails sent out.  The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.  Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) Emails.  The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report #5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (a half million).

  Your total income in this example is:
  1..... $50 +
  2..... $500 +
  3..... $5,000 +
  4..... $50,000 +
  5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00

  NUMBERS DO NOT LIE.  GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT
  THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
  CALCULATE IT, YOU CAN STILL MAKE MONEY!
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  REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
  ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 PEOPLE YOU MAILED.

DIES IST DIE RECHNUNG WENN NUR 10 LEUTE AUF DEINE MAILS ANTWORTEN!!!!!!
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Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone,
or 1/2, or even one 1/5 of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?  There are over 500 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.  Believe me, many people may do just that, and more!

  METHOD # 2: PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there
are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.  Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet can easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.

For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered.  That's it!  Always provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the emails they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report.

  ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
**  BESTELLE JEDEN REPORT NUR MIT NUMMER UND NAMEN  **

Note:  Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) ( WITHIN EU 5 € ) for each Report. Checks or money orders are NOT accepted.  Make sure the cash is wrapped in at least 2 sheets of paper before you put it in the envelope. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER and the NAME of the Report you are ordering, your email ADDRESS, your NAME and postal address. Make sure you affix proper 'International' Postage if ordering a report from outside your country.

WICHTIG: Sende nur Bargeld, keine Schecks , 5 $ in die USA oder 5 € in der EU.
Schlage das Geld in 2 Blatt Papier ein.
Schreibe auf eines der Blätter deinen Namen, deine Postadresse, die Nummer des REPORTS den du bestellst,
 und deine Emailadresse.!!!!!!!
Bitte richtig frankieren!!!!!
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PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
Bestellt Eure Reporte nun!
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Report 1: The Insider\'s Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net ... 

Order from:
Martin Bergmann, Avda. Son Oliver 14 b , 07199 Son Oliver , Mallorca, Baleares, Spain, Europe
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Report 2: The insiders Guide To Sending Bulk E-mail On The Net ... 

Order from:
Donald Roberts 212 Woodland Drive Mcminnville, TN, 37110

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Report 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net ... 

Order from:
 LW 401-50 Burnhamthorpe Rd West Mississauga, ON, L5B 3C2 Canada
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Report 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net ... 

Order from: 
Sandy Patterson 222 Ridge Wood Lane Sugar Land, Texas, 77479
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Report 5: How To Send Out One Million Emails & Jump Start Your Business ...

 Order from:
 Charlie Thomas 1255 South Jefferson Huntington, IN, 46750
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There are currently almost 500,000,000 people online
worldwide!

  $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
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If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within
2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

Wenn ihr in 2 Wochen nicht mindestens 10 Bestellungen für den 1. Report habt,
sendet einfach wietere Emails aus, Je mehr je besser!!!!!!
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After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that
you should receive 100 orders or more for Report #2.  If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

Wenn ihr die zehn Bestellungen habt, sollten inerhalb der nächsten 2 - 3 Wochen mind. 100 weitere Bestellungen
für Report #2 eintreffen. Falls nicht, sendet weitere Emails aus !!!!!!!!!!!

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Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you!

Wenn Ihr dann 100 Bestellungen für den 2. Report habt, könnt Ihr Relaxen, denn dann arbeitet das System bereits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you.

  IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN!!!
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  FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. 
*** Befolgt die Anweisung des Erfinders dieses Systems ***
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Do not change it in any way.

Nichts verändern!!!!!!! 

It works exceedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2...........# 5 as instructed above.  One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.  Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach.

NICHT VERGESSEN: Wenn ihr die Namen geändert habt, deinen als ersten usw..... 
sende diesen Brief an XXXXX Leute via Email.
Einem den du schreibst, versendet vielleicht 100.000 oder mehr.
Wie gesagt. je mehr  - je besser!!!!


So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity .... IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
So, mein Freubd, nun weißt Du wie es gehen könnte. 
Nun liegt es an Dir was Du daraus machst!!!!!!

Es folgen noch weitere Stellungnmen von Leuten die schon mitgemacht haben!!!!

==================== MORE TESTIMONIALS======================

'' My name is Mitchell.  My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago.  
I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make 
pretty good money.  When I received this program I grumbled 
to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''.  I made fun of the 
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and 
percentages involved.  I ''knew'' it wouldn't work.  Jody 
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later 
she jumped in with both feet.  I made merciless fun of her, 
and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when 
the thing didn't work.  Well, the laugh was on me!  Within 
3 weeks she had received 50 responses within the next 45 days 
she had so many orders and ... all cash! I was shocked.  I
have joined Jody in her ''hobby''. 
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois ===============================================================

'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make 
up my mind to participate in this plan.  But conservative that 
I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that 
there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at 
least get my money back''.  '' I was surprised when I found my 
medium size post office box crammed with orders.  I made a large 
6 figure income in the first 12 weeks.  The nice thing about this 
deal is that it does not matter where people live.  There simply 
isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''. Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada ================================================================

'' I had received this program before.  I deleted it, but later 
I wondered if I should have given it a try.  Of course, I had no 
idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until 
I was e-mailed again by someone else ........ 11 months passed 
then it luckily came again ...... I did not delete this one! I 
made a six figure income on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks''. 
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. ================================================================

'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money 
with little cost to you.  I followed the simple instructions 
carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in.  My 
first month I made a substantial income and by the end of the third month my total cash count was a healthy 6 figure income. Life is beautiful, Thanks to internet''. 
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
YOUR ROAD TO GENERATING EXTRA INCOME! 
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Disclaimer:
The sender or participants of this marketing program cannot verify any monetary claims made in this document, nor do they assume responsibility for same. As with any business you have the risk of loss. No "guarantee" can be made as to the amount of money you will make, or the benefits you may receive with this program. This is NOT a Chain Letter. We advertise the sale of information and a legal business of reselling that information. 
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 BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW BUSINESS VENTURE!!

++++++ VIEL GLÜCK MIT DEINEM NEUEN GESCHÄFT ++++++


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