Subj: RHIZOME_RAW: NewZoid Acceptance Speech
Date: 4/17/2002 3:39:46 PM Central Daylight Time
From: young@newzoid.com
To: list@rhizome.org Sent from the Internet (Details)
Max Herman: Just calculated the winners for the "Genius 2000
Conference 2001: Constitution/The Summer of Genius", they are Meiko
and Ryu for Best Female Presenter, Iamstatic for Best Male Presenter,
and Newzoid for Golden Palm for Lifetime Achievement.
Here is a congratulatory jpg, made by Corey Eiseman:
Young: (holds Golden Palm For Lifetime Achievement in one hand,
brushes away a tear with another, and straightens the microphone with
the other) I have just returned from the Eleventh Dimension where I broke
up a logjam that was interfering with the flow of NewZoid Headlines at
http://www.newzoid.com.
I am delighted to be here even though it must mean my lifetime is coming
to an end. In the time remaining I will try to eat as much chocolate as I can
and do as much as I can to help cure information overload. I have to leave
before the police come. Thank you Max. Thank you Mr. Herman. Thank you
MH. Thank you Corey Eiseman for the ticker tape parade. [exits left]