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At 12:15 AM 1/29/2002 +0100, you wrote:
Before you delete this, for your sake, READ THE DOCUMENT
.DO THE MATH.....THEN SIT BACK AND HAVE A SERIOUS THINK ABOUT IT
Dear Friend & Future Millionaire:
If everyone would just try this once, to the letter, there sure would be
a lot more happy people in the world!
The first time I recived this in my e-mail I deleted it! And later Wished
I had it back! I had to wait months before someone E-mailed me
again with this offer! I always thought I would wait until later to try
this.
I wish I had done it sooner now! Don't do what I did! Make
Sure you Go For it!
How often have you thought to yourself "If only I had the money,
I could buy....", what would it be? A new stereo, that expensive dress
you saw or maybe you would like to treat someone to a nice gift.
New toys for the kids or something for your parents?
Do you sometimes dream of something a little more extravagent,
a new car, pay off the house or maybe a holiday?
How do you achieve your dream? Work harder, risky investments,
the lottery maybe?
SO I Thought when I came across this E-Mail
What did I have to lose? It was a lot less money Than what I had been
spending,
And it was only $25.00. I thought even if it did not work, I have lost a
lot more
money than that from the lottery and shares, what was another $25.00?
And I did see this on T.V. So What the Heck I gave it a shot.
AND BOY I AM GLAD I DID!!!!
The first month only a few hunderd came in, the next I could not
beleve it!
It really worked!!! So now I am going to run it one more time! And I Am
sure it
will be just as good as the first! Thatis what is nice about this program
you can start over and over again once your off the 5th level. If your A
GOOD
HONEST PERSON IT WILL WORK FOR YOU TOO!!
THINK ABOUT IT MOST OF US ARE OR WERE IN SO DEEP THAT WE WOULD NOT EVEN
BLINK ABOUT
ANOTHER $25.00.. SO WHY WOULD YOU NOW? GO FOR IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME
TRUE!
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home
for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time
THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Before you say ''BULL'', please read the following. This is the letter
you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity
of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news
program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
program described below, to see if it really can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was
legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely
NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people
can -follow the simple instructions, they are bound
to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''!
DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.!
This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable opportunity.
I was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I
am so gladI finally joined just to see what one could expect in return
for the minimal effort and money required.
To my astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with
money still coming in."
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long
time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this
again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the
simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started
to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months
after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow
the simple steps and NOT change
anything.'' More testimonials later but first,
===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
AGAIN!!!
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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS
ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
=== When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports
from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so
they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who
will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and
keep it on your desk in case something happen to your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than
what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose
out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!!
People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five
thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way.
Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened.
So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed.
because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the
reward!!!
1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT
#5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting
their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down TO REPORT #5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down TO REPORT #4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down TO REPORT #3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down TO REPORT #2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and
save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To
assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports
you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information
which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.
There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes,
and we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails
each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response
(the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%.
Also many people will send out hundreds
of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response,
that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10 people responded by
sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000.
Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100
people responded and ordered Report #2. Those 100 people mail out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response
to that is 1000 orders for Report #3. Those 1000 people send out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The
0.2% response to that is 10,000
orders for Report #4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails
each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response
to that is 100,000 orders for Report #5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES
$5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million). Your total income in this example
is:
1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4 .... $50,000 +
5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total=$555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000
YOU MAILED TO.
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There
are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
Believe me, many people will do just that, and
more!
METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds
of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet
will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
Method #1 and dd METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive,
all you must do is e-mail them
the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
same day service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail
they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt because
they can not advertise until they receive the report.
=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted.
Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets
of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the
NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL
ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
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REPORT #1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
Order Report #1
From: Rolf Buechi
Acheren
8852 Altendorf
SWITZERLAND
___________________________________________________________
REPORT #2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
Order Report #2
From: Mark Lewis
P.O. Box 2142
Prahran, Victoria 3181
AUSTRALIA
____________________________________________________________
REPORT #3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
Order Report #3
From: Harvey Reiter
950 25th St. N.W. Apt.827N
Washington,DC 20037
U.S.A.
______________________________________________________
REPORT #4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net"
Order Report #4
From:Michael D. Wilson
2805 Beverly Drive
Urbandale, Iowa 50322
U.S.A.
__________________________________________________________
REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for Free"
Order Report #5
From:J. Ryan 482 Mass Ave. #4 Boston, Ma 02118 USA
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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within
2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. === After you have
received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100
orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did not, continue advertising
or sending e-mails until you do.
=== Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU
CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the
cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
watching which report people are ordering from you.
IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS
AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business
!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you
have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well
as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after
you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to
#2 ........... #5 as instructed above. One of the
people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you send
out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have
given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW
!
============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing,spoutingmy
knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it
wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence
and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless
fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her
when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks
she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash!I was shocked.
I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up
my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
back''. '' I was surprised when I found my
medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00in
the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does
not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment
with a faster return and so big."
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again......
I did not delete this one! I made
more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22
weeks."
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
$20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
$362,840.00.
Life is beautiful, Thanx to
internet.".
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program
contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices,Federal 
Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington


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