Dan Mitchell on 11 Oct 2000 03:53:16 -0000 |
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Heroes? Uh-uh. Criminals? No way! Banal? Yep. Insipid? You betcha! At 09:23 PM 10/10/00 +0200, Biotic Baking Brigade wrote: >Greetings again from Amsterdam! > >Though these E-postcards aren't as good as getting real ones through the >post, I hope they aren't lacking in fruitful information or charm. > >The first part of this BBB posting, what you are now reading, is a special >communication. I will send it to the 500+ subscribers on this list, >addresses that I've collected, purged and maintained since the autumn of >1998, but will not send it to the media or various listserves/newsgroups. > >The purpose of this section is a check-in on where people are at with this >list and where it should go. I never invisioned there to be a BBB list at >first. But the pies started flying, both in the U.S. and abroad, and due to >the pervasive influence of the internet people discovered us and started >writing in from all over to "sign up." I've found that sometimes really good >things begin that way, not with a grand long range plan decided by the >central committee, but by loose-knit groups of people coming together to >create something that takes on a life of its own. > >It's the two year anniversary of the Milton Friedman pie incident, which >followed the epic Bill Gates episode by six months. Since the global pastry >uprising kicked off in those heady months, dozens upon dozens of nefarious >characters have received their just desserts served up by the people and >their various movements. BBB agents have met and/or corresponded with >amazing folks from all inhabited regions of the world, fought long-term >battles in courtrooms, and done our best to communicate our issues through >the alternative and mass media without becoming recuperated and/or >spectacularized. > >Don't worry, I will not wax nostalgically on and on for pages, nor am I >stoned in one of this city's notorious cafes. Rather, I'm attempting to lay >the groundwork leading to a strategical and logistical question which has >been intriguing me for months: > >What kind of information do people want to receive through this list, and >how much, how often? > >Because I try my best to avoid the mass media in all its shapes and forms, I >rely heavily on news gleaned through email via listserves as well as friends >and comrades. Consequently, I get some really interesting reading material >about resistance movements and actions from around the world. I'm often >tempted to send some of it out to this list, but have been quite stringent >with myself in making sure that almost everything in our posts relates >directly to pie-throwing. So, I must ask: > >1) Do people want to read about actions and movements which the BBB >support.....or should the list remain pretty straightforward in its focus on >pies and the reasons behind the individuals/groups taking Pie-rect Action? >In addition, to people want to just read action reports, or what about pie >poems, action anecdotes, songlyrics, history, humour as political activism >and burlesque terrorism, etc.? > >2) What do people think about the frequency and length of the BBB posts? > >3) Do people have critiques/comments/input on the state of the radical >pastry movement and its future? As can be seen below, folks are adding new >tools to the toolbox with the addition of chocalate milk and salmon souffle >as cuilinary weapons-de-guerre. > >4) Critiques/comments/input on our BBB website.... http://www.asis.com/~bbb >???? > >Thanks in advance for responding, it will be great to hear more about what >people are thinking. Usually the comments we receive our limited to "Great >job blah blah blah" on the one side or "You people are outrageous criminals >blah blah blah" on the other, lacking specifics in either case. > >I've begun searching for a publisher to publish a book on the history, >theory, and dialectics of pie-throwing. It would include recipies of course. >A previous publisher appears to have fallen through on its commitment to >print it. If anyone can help with this delicious project, please contact us. > >Lastly, I will close this section with an appeal. While our labor in this >situationist struggle with the global titans is strictly volunteer, we do >incur expenses for our website/email account, satellite communications from >our underground headquarters in the heart of the Headwaters forest, travel >costs, postage, disguise accessories, cloak-and-dagger spy gadgets, and of >course, baking ingredients. If you can spare it, please send some financial >support to the snail mail address at the end. Checks/money orders can be >made out to "Friends of the BBB." However, the best way to support the BBB >is to take Pie-rect Action! > >Let's do all that we can, while we still can, to bring about a society based >on mutual aid, voluntary cooperation, bio/cultural diversity, and the >liberation of desire. > >Pie in the sky is not always a lie, >Agent Apple for the BBB > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >There is this incredible squat in Amsterdam called Kalenderpanden, an >enormous old warehouse alongside a picturesque canal. A brilliant crew of >folks have been using it for years to host events, dinners, theater, >concerts, and meetings. Predictably enough, developers are using the city >government to destroy the place in favor of yuppie apartments and to create >a "breeding ground" (their term) for high-paid artists! Just like San >Francisco and many other places in Amerika. It's really sad to be here and >see the desperation among the squatters as Holland seems to be following >Germany's lead in crushing the movement. Yet the squatters fighting back >with a creative resistance of the heart against business as usual, and have >a lot of support among the Dutch population and even certain sectors of >government. The following caps a series of fantastic actions: > >Sunday, October 8, Amsterdam City Councillor Pauline Krikke was hit smack >in the face twice by cream pies from the 'Bakers without Borders >Amsterdam division'. Krikke had just opened the new shopping district >Nieuwe Dijk and was accompanied by a bunch of hot shots, amongst them >the chiefs of police who started to pursuit the pie-throwers. With the >help of a policeman on a motorcycle, who let his bike fall down in the >pursuit, two arrests were made. The arrested were let free the next day. > >Councillor Krikke is responsible for the comming eviction of a huge and >popular squat in Amsterdam, called De Kalenderpanden (see: >www.kalenderpanden.nl for a photo of the sad councillor whiping >cream off her face). The Kalenderpanden will be evicted for a >development agency to build luxurious appartments for yuppies. > >More to come.... Patissiers Sans Borderes > >PS: Iım sure Councillor Krikke would love to receive comments on her >neoliberal policies. She can be reached at <p.krikke@amsterdam.nl> > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >http://cbc.ca/cgi-bin/templates/view.cgi?/news/2000/10/05/allianceday001005 > >Time for change of clothes, government: Day >WebPosted Fri Oct 6 08:24:24 2000 > >KITCHENER, ONT. - A protester threw chocolate milk at the leader of the >Canadian Alliance Thursday night, just as Stockwell Day was outlining his >party's platform for the next election. > >[ IMAGE: Day has chocolate milk thrown on him] > >A startled Day quickly began cracking jokes about the attack, as security >staff escorted a suspect away. > >Day then left the stage for a few minutes, returning with a new shirt, tie, >and a few more wisecracks before returning to his speech. > >"Boy if there's any time I needed a wet suit," he said, referring to a >recent interview with reporters in B.C. that critics complained was more >about image than substance. After winning a byelection last month, Day >roared up to a news conference in a water craft and skin-tight outfit. > >Some political observers called Thursday's assault disturbing, especially >in light of what happened to Jean Chretien in Prince Edward Island this >summer. In August, a protester shoved a pie in the prime minister's face, >raising concern about the safety of political leaders in public. > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >Anti-Environmental U.S. Senator "Salmon Souffled" > >Helen Chenowith was faced with a salmon >whip cream pie during her opening statements at a >congressional field hearing on forest health( or the >destruction there of). A press release claiming >responsibility and explaining the apropriatness of the >target was sent out by A group calling themselves the >"salmon souffle society". Randall Mark was arrested on >state felony assault charges ,when bail was reduced to >an affordable level the feds put a detainer on him for >a federal probation violation out of moscow Idaho, now >Missoula feds have charged him with 2 counts of >assualt on a federal employee and are detaining him >till trial ,the date is set for november 13 . Another >congressmen Rick hill was seated next to Helen so that >is why there are 2 charges . A legal defense fund has >been setup and checks can be made out to the Randall >Mark Legal defense fund and cash can be sent to > Randall Mark L.D.F > P.O box 8452 > Moscow,Idaho 83843 >We have managed to raise enough money for a retainer >fee for his laywer but still need 1000 dollars more to >provide adequate defense. Randy is being seriously >screwed around with by multiple jurisdictions and the >charges filed against him are a clear example of >vindictive state/federal repression of political >action.Congress woman Chenowith was quoted in the news >after the pieing stating "Were not going to let this >one go". The reality is we are in Idaho and Montana >Where this kind of pie dont fly and unless we can >provide randy with a good attorney he is going to >remain locked up for a really long time . > in defense of insurgents, > molly > For more info : Randall mark L.D.F 208 892 8744 or >you can email sketcherd@Yahoo.com. > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >Chretien Pie Update (and Appeal for Legal Donations) > >It's been a few weeks since Chretien was pied, and the dust has begun to >settle. Many thanks to everyone who has offered moral, verbal, financial, > or other varieties of support, but things have really only just begun. > >Some Details: >On August 16, Evan Brown was arrested and charged with "Assault" for pieing >Jean Chretien over genetically engineered food and the government's other >crimes. > >Over the next few days, Aaron Koleszar spoke with local, national, and >international >media, as Evan's lawyer had advised Evan not to. Coverage was widespread, > and usually touched on why it was done, yet there was generally a lack >of depth in the coverage of "why". Most media seemed more concerned about >"Chretien's security" (thanks in part to Chretien's speedy PR team - >National >I believe it is) and paid little heed to the security of the other residents >of Canada and this planet. Most PEI media complained that this was an >embarrassment, > childish, immature, etc. Despite the mass media slant (surpies), the >message >was communicated far and wide. Besides, this picture speaks louder than >a million words. > >PEI is a place where it is strongly frowned upon to step outside of accepted >boundaries, and there are always repercussions if you do step outside those >boundaries, especially when dealing with politics. The morning after >Chretien >was pied, Evan Brown was scheduled to go for a job interview at the Inn >on the Hill. He was quite qualified for the position, but before the >interview >he was called and told not to bother coming for the interview. A play Evan >was in was also cancelled. The fella who runs the Kings playhouse is a good >Liberal. These are but two of the repercussions. > >The RCMP has been questioning/harrassing many people suspected of being >involved and also relatives, friends, neighbors, and employers of people >suspected of being involved. We have some questions about jurisdiction and >who is doing the investigation. The RCMP seems to be giving different people >different stories. > >On August 31, the Charlottetown City Police informed Aaron Koleszar, a >member >and spokesperson of the PEI Pie Brigade, that there is a possibility that >charges will be laid against him as well. > >At Evan's August 31 plea hearing, the judge allowed a 2-week postponement, > due to insufficient disclosure by the crown. The crown did not disclose >any of the evidence gathered by RCMP questioning. So Evan's plea hearing >was rescheduled for September 14. Then a trial date will be set, likely >within a month or two, and Chretien could be required to appear. There are >a number of good legal arguments and precedents for us to use in court, >and our lawyer is working on an interesting strategy. > >If anyone happened to record TV or radio coverage, let us know. We'd be >very interested in getting a copy. > >The PEI Pie Brigade also requests your assistance to help cover the mounting >legal costs related to the pieing of Jean Chretien. If you can donate a >little or a lot, that would be a big help. If you can't, we understand. > >Toward a better future, >The PEI Pie Brigade > >Make cheques payable to MacLeod, Crane, and Parkman (In trust re: pie) and >send to: > >Attention: James Hornby >MacLeod, Crane, and Parkman >PO Box 1056 >Charlottetown, PEI >C1A 7M4 > >To reach the PEI Pie Brigade, contact: peipiebrigade@hushmail.com >To reach Jim Hornby (lawyer) call: 902-892-3544 > >For Chretien Pie related info, visit: >Les Entartistes Website: http://www.entartistes.ca >The Biotic Baking Brigade Website: http://www.asis.com/~bbb/ > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >"The History of the Biotic Baking Brigade" >--Compieled by BBB Agents Apple and Shoo-fly >[From the forthcoming Earth First! Journal 20th Anniversary Special Edition. >Contact the EF! Journal via <earthfirst@igc.org> for more subscription and >order information] > >Little is known about the true origins of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBB). >Some say it grew out of the Whiskey Rebellion in the late 1700s in >Pennsylvania; others say it began in a feud between two bakeries in Paris >during the mid-1800s. However, after much painstaking research, our agents >have uncovered the first known account of the pastry uprising. >Set in Habsburg Dynasty Spain in the early 1600s. Philip IV, who succeeded >to the throne 1621, preferred culture to politics, and allowed Gaspar de >Guzm·n conde de Olivares to run the government. Olivares' efforts to >increase taxation and conscription led to revolt in 1640, first in >Catalonia and then in Portugal. > >A small group of bakers were fed up with Olivares, and formed an >underground resistance group called La Brigada Biotic de la Hornada. They >plotted an attack on Olivares, and in a show of solidarity with Portugal >and Catalonia, they made their move late one evening when he was >entertaining the Prince of Austria, another member of the Habsburg Dynasty. >The bakers posed as royal chefs, and just as dinner was being served they >delivered him his just desserts. The agent yelled "°DÈ Portugal de nuevo a >la gente!" (Give Portugal back to the people!) as she hurled the pie >directly into Olivares' face. > >Since this action, numerous pies have been tossed in many deserving faces, >all around the world. What follows below is an account of the BBB's origins >within Earth First!. > >The story begins with a mud-slinging contest in the hallowed pages of the >EF! Journal after a few folks said they would have pied Ed Abbey had the >chance arizen: > >Subject: Dear Shit fer Brains... May 1, 1989 >Dear Comrades, >Amidst the mourning and merry-waking [sic], we make this warning: The >Biotic Baking Brigade of °Mirth First! first formed with the intention, >among others, of delivering a lovely refried-bean pie unto the venerated >visage of the late lamented author [Ed Abbey]. However, he has since >slipped our slapstick and is beyond the range of even more accurate >pie-flingers than the Relentless Fanatic. Heaven and Hell alike may turn >him back at the border but the Earth will digest him as it does all. The >frijole torte remains. It waits for the face of bigotry and fascism to show >itself again, or for the crassest eulogist to the "anarchist" who loved >borders. Nopale Ed knows no limits now. Neither do we. >Simply, >-Simon "Chico" Zapotes and BBB, °Mirth First! > >Subject: Dear Shit fer Brains... June 21, 1989 >Dear Cranial Feces, >To paraphrase Merle Haggard, "If you're runnin' down Ed Abbey, man, you're >walkin' on the fightin' side of me." I direct this comment to "Simon >'Chico' Zapotes and BBB, °Mirth First!" your letter last Journal crossed >the line. Ed Abbey was my friend, and a great man. I'm honored to have >known him and am angered by those pretentious juvenile ideologues who >insult his name. Come forth! Identify yourselves, you cowardly scum, and >take responsibility for the slime which leaks from your ideologically >enslaved brains to your slovenly pens. >I hope to meet you in some dark lonely place. Soon. >For the Earth First!, >-Howie Wolke, Darby, MT > >Subject: Dear Shit fer Brains... September 22, 1989 >Dear EF! & Howie, >In response to your letter in the last Journal, the Revolutionary >Ecoterrorist Pie Brigade has this to say: to set the record straight, we >are in no way affiliated with the Biocentric Baker's Brigade ! (BBB) [sic]. >We purged that faction for their deviationist ideology, revisionist >interpretations of the Unassailable Doctrines and for their vanguardist >tendencies. They engage in petty boulangerie hooliganism for the >furtherance of their hidden agenda and are usurpers! They dared to mock >Betty-Crocker-Thought with their infantile propaganda! We have nothing to >do with such counterrevolutionary decadence. We, the REPB, are the leading >proponents of culinary terrorism and have mastered the science of Pastry >Revolution. We are preparing to lead the masses on to Global Ecological >Paradise using their Historically Available Instrument of eco-meringue and >pretentious ideology. We have the correct line on The-Way-It-Is and anyone >who is offended by this letter deserves to be! >-Chairman Mikal, REPB. >PS No, Howie, I didn't write either the BBB or °Mirth First! letters if you >might possibly be thinking that. However, it was Simon "Chico" Z., myself >and another who originated the idea of giving Abbey a frijole pie! And he >would've loved it! Too bad we never got the chance. But, oh well, there are >other deserving faces... (if you know what I mean). > >Subject: Dear Shit fer Brains... September 22, 1989 >O Brave Beloved Biotic Compadres, >Suffer me speech a short span whilst I return the glove which one of our >fellow EF! followers has foolishly flung at my feet. Howie Wolke of Darby, >MT seems to have a beef about my last letter. Apparently the late Prosaic >Laureate of ecocentrism is a sacred cow, and Howie has moved into the ring >to defend him, while I remain in the shadows. I mistook him for a sacred >clown. The value of sacred clowns, of mudhead kachinas in their mudpie >kitchens, is that by ruthlessly criticizing everyone they allow us finally, >after the mud has settled, to embrace each other honestly, knowing fully >who we are. Especially because we are constantly challenging loggers and >other industrial addicts to fundamentally change their lives, we should >ourselves be willing to accept challenges to our fundamental behaviors, >such as diet and relationships. Blind tolerance such as some have preached >will only result in a false calm until our docility is disrupted by a >panicked intolerance and we are stampeded to slaughter. Sacred clowns try >to wake the herd up before we get to the cliffs. Why, then, do I remain >outside the firelight? Anonymity is essential to sacred clowns, so the >laughing stock responds not to them but to the issues. (My beckoning boxer >is far beefier than I, and I doubt I would find his fighting side much >prettier than his wit.) Moreover I do not stalk prey in the open; I like to >stay hidden on the edges. There are others here in the brush, and a good >reason why many of us use different names is so They (the industrial >steering committee) won't know quite who or how many we are. And when >you've hunted yourself it makes sense to stay in the woods. Finally, I find >the names I choose myself certainly as real as my legal, Christian name. I >am an ambling mammal labeled numerous names. Amongst others, >I remain truly, -Simon "Coyote" Zapotes >PS Howie: I'm not who you think, i.e. my initials have never been M.J., but >I'll bet that when the pie hits, he and E.A. will be laughing together 'til >the cows go home. > >But no pies had yet been thrown under that name until Judi Bari took >Pie-rect Action... > >In the spring of 1994, the BBB embraced Judi Bari as their newest name >agent. The pie-ee was attorney Mark Goldowitz of Oakland, who represented >Nick Wilson, Beth Both and some other homeowners from the Albion, >California, area who were being sued by Louisiana Pacific (LP) over a 54 >day, 15 treesit 1992 mega-action called the Albion Nation Uprising. >Goldowitz claimed to be a SLAPP (Strategic Lawsuits Against Public >Participation) suit specialist and was involved in the drafting of >California's first anti-SLAPP law, which was sponsored by Bill Lockyer our >new attorney general, then a legislator. Goldowitz sucked about $60,000 out >of one activist's homeowners insurance policy for a few months work, but >was unsuccessful in getting anyone out of the LP SLAPP suit. Earth >First!ers and Albion residents were pissed at him for being such a gold >digger (we called him Mark Goldiggerwitz). If the other homeowners' >insurance companies had all been paying at the same rate, Goldowitz would >have taken in over $500,000 for less than six months work. > >Judi Bari had been long scheduled to do a panel on SLAPP suits at the >Oregon conference. Goldowitz showed up and refused to take part in her >panel, but took copious notes during her presentation, then got himself >scheduled at the last minute to do a separate presentation that afternoon >at a time conflicting Judi's repeated panel. Her morning panel was lightly >attended due to schedule conflicts with other popular activities and panels. >Judi decided, most likely before the conference, that Goldowitz needed >pastry therapy, but his arrogant behavior sealed his fate. Unfortunately, >having been a bomb victim, Judi was unable to physically throw a pie with >any amount of force herself (she was a brown belt and extremely agile >before the bombing). So Judi recruited on the spot an instant member of the >BBB. Together they walked up to Goldiggerwitz in the hallway of the >university and heaved a pie at him, gracing him with his just desserts. > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >"pie warfare" > >speaking pie to power-- >discussion with a crust-- >a flan for all seasons-- >we fling because we must. >to pitch a perfect pastry-- >to see them whipped and creamed-- >to know that in the boardroom >they're really getting steamed. >it gives the suits conniptions-- >they're taking off their ties-- >they're rolling up their shirtsleeves-- >look out! they're grabbing pies! > >--Dennis Fritzinger, Poet Laurate of the global pastry uprising > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >"Better to pie on your feet than live on your knees!" --Zapata > >The Biotic Baking Brigade.....coming soon to a "pie-o-region" near you. > >bbb@asis.com http://www.asis.com/~bbb/ > >Friends of the BBB: c/o POB 40130, San Francisco, CA 94111, Amerika > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > ># distributed via <nettime>: no commercial use without permission ># <nettime> is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, ># collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets ># more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body ># archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net _______________________________________________ Nettime-bold mailing list Nettime-bold@nettime.org http://www.nettime.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/nettime-bold